New Lyrics for “Jingle Bells”

These are entirely my own creation – so I can’t blame anyone else for them. Rats! Darn it! Oh, well, hope you like them.
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Modern Jingle Bells

Dodging through the lanes,

Foot upon the gas,

Heading to our mom’s

Lots of trucks to pass

Horns on stearing wheels blare,

Setting nerves to fright,

Oh what hell it is to drive

A highway Christmas night

Oh, jingle bells, traffic smells

Radar caught our car

Oh what fun it is to sit

In a jail cell filled with cons!

Only passing through

200 miles more

With flashing lights behind

While doing 104

They’ve taken away my car,

Impounded all the gifts

Now I’ve got to call my mom

And she will have a fit

Oh, jingle bells, traffic smells

Radar caught our car

Oh what fun it is to sit

In a jail cell filled with cons!

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