Alright, guys. Admit it – you’ve been watching me. Yes, me. The fat, disabled, gray-haired old man hobbling around town – with the hardbodied hottie holding his hand. She’s my wife, and looks half of her true age. I know what you’re thinking. “She must be his daughter.” or “How does a guy like that get a gal like THAT?”
I’m going to tell you a secret. In fact, it is THE secret. This is the answer to your dream question. Yes that question that even I was asking when I was your age. “What does a guy have to do to spend the rest of his life with his hands in HER pants?”
But first, let me tell you something else. If you ask HER, my wife will not tell you that this secret has anything to do with my success. She’d tell you about “love” and “laughter”. She would credit the time I spend managing the maintenance on our home so she can just come back from work and relax instead of calling contractors for mowing, guttering, painting, or tuck pointing.
While I’m sure all of those things do factor into it, lots of guys would do them just because our society conditions them to think of those as “the manly things to do”. So they are obviously NOT the secret to my success. The secret has to be something that I do, which she appreciates, that would NOT be conditioned by society or taught in school – right?
Are you ready? Honestly, no tricks.
Learn to do the laundry – and make sure she knows you can do it. Then do it, well, and often. You’ll have your hands in her pants even when she doesn’t feel up to having your hands on her body!