Donald and Hillary are in a bar . . . (joke)

My friend Anita sent this to me, and my jaw dropped at the reminder of just how many scandals Hillary has weathered.  Any one of them would have been enough to end someone else’s career, but she has such a huge umbrella of protection that she’s survived them all – so far, at least.  Anyhow, here is the joke:

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,

“The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal.”

Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries? 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?” 
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?” 
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?” 
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?” 
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?” 
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke deal? ” 
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? ” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ ?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet” 
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean taking the $145,000,000.00 from Putin for the Uranium Bribe ? “
Trump : “ No the other one .”

Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?” 
Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one”.

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