Saturday Posts . . .

My wife emailed this joke to me, and it was so cute that I had to share it . . . .V

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HOT COFFEE
Gotta love those grand-kids ..

I was eating breakfast with my  10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”
Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s President’s Day!”  ..
She’s smart, so I asked her “What does President’s Day mean?” 
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I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, “President’s Day is when the President steps out of  the White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of full of cow poop.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose. 
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A terrible joke . . .

While I was playing a video game today, the antics of one of the bad guys inspired me to imagine this:

A married couple, Hal and Lucy, had such a string of luck with Lottery winning that they discussed between them the possibility of buying their own country.  They had ideas on how to make it a paradise, and a utopia.  The discussions became quite detailed, until they ultimately realized that what they were discussing was a Hal-Lucy Nation.