My wife emailed this joke to me, and it was so cute that I had to share it . . . .V
Gotta love those grand-kids ..
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”
Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s President’s Day!” ..
She’s smart, so I asked her “What does President’s Day mean?”
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, “President’s Day is when the President steps out of the White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of full of cow poop.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
I thought we could all use a good, tension-breaking, laugh. – V
Kudos to my wife for finding this – on my 1st wife’s Facebook page!
Kudos to my wife for sending this to me.
While I was playing a video game today, the antics of one of the bad guys inspired me to imagine this:
A married couple, Hal and Lucy, had such a string of luck with Lottery winning that they discussed between them the possibility of buying their own country. They had ideas on how to make it a paradise, and a utopia. The discussions became quite detailed, until they ultimately realized that what they were discussing was a Hal-Lucy Nation.
Thanks to my wife for finding this one!
Today I’m going to do something totally unique – because today I become a highway speed limit sign!
Hahahaha – but, seriously, Today is my 55th birthday.
A humorous warning to all politicians: