About a half hour ago, I was on our front porch when a pickup-truck drove by pulling a flat-bed trailer. On the trailer were two portable outhouses, custom painted metallic silver. There was a wooden sign attached to the sides of both, and if I read it right, it said, “Political Action Service”.
That, by itself, was enough to get me laughing, and I shared it with my wife right away. But, the humor was compounded quite a lot when, about 20 minutes later, someone rang our doorbell. It was a young (mid 20’s?) woman looking for my wife. She said she was from the Democratic Party. I politely handed back the propaganda she offered, saying that we weren’t interested in either party at this time. She graciously accepted the materials and left. But I was thinking – “I know where this stuff really belongs.” In those outhouses! LOL.
My wife emailed this joke to me, and it was so cute that I had to share it . . . .V
Today, just for a bit of fun, I want to share something absolutely funny and wonderful with everyone.
But – you’ll have to do just a little bit of work for it.
Open up your web browser’s search engine, and look for “O’Reilly Auto Parts”. When you get the results, go to the website, and you’ll see (probably in the top left corner) another search tool for their website. Put this into the search tool – 121G – and hit the “enter” key.
(Major kudos to my wonderful wife for sharing that with me)
There is no way this could have been anything other than SPAM – and I don’t mean the processed meat product.
This morning I got an email that was congratulating me for some sort of “achievement” – here is the text of the email:
March, 13th 2017
A gold plate, uniquely engraved plaque was made for you to honor your recent achievements in business and your community,
Please kindly accept your award before March 17th, as we will be closing all of our honorary Winners like you
Your award was initiated after multiple of the executives at your firm have 33 of your colleagues nominated you for this prestigious achievement.
Make sure to accept before the nomination runs out today.
Your Decoration You Deserve Is Waiting for you.
Be Proud of being one of the very few to be selected to join.
Through the activities offered, we provide a plethora of opportunities to build your brand and exposed it to over 300,000 be the first of many you will receive. From all of us at the Elite Organization, we Congratulate you and welcome you to a small but prestigous group.
With our greatest regards,
This is a bad joke. It’s a joke, because I’ve never worked for a company (other than the US Army and a few fast food franchises) that even had enough “colleagues” to have made this nomination in the numbers the email reports. It’s a bad joke because I haven’t worked for ANYONE in the last year.
Well, having accomplished what I set out to do with this blog, I think it is time to shut it down.
The reason I’m doing this now it simple: I had 90 days to renew my domain registration when they informed me that WordPress has decided to force a 2-stage authentication process that requires a form of verification that I literally can’t provide – a cell phone number. Since I do not have a cell phone, and wouldn’t tie it to my blog even if I did, it is time to quit WordPress. Besides, I’ve done what I set out to do with this blog, by laying personal claim to ideas that were hugely influential in the outcome of the 2016 election for the USA. Everything else was gravy.
So, I’m transferring all of my files and blog posts to my original blog at: http://mr-spock.livejournal.com/ and asking that if you want to continue to follow my journey of self discovery, you’ll bookmark that page or subscribe to it. I’ve been blogging on that page since 2004.
Thank you, one and all, for making this page feel like a resounding success.