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Synchronicity strikes again . . .

About a half hour ago, I was on our front porch when a pickup-truck drove by pulling a flat-bed trailer.  On the trailer were two portable outhouses, custom painted metallic silver.  There was a wooden sign attached to the sides of both, and if I read it right, it said, “Political Action Service”.

That, by itself, was enough to get me laughing, and I shared it with my wife right away.  But, the humor was compounded quite a lot when, about 20 minutes later, someone rang our doorbell.  It was a young (mid 20’s?) woman looking for my wife.  She said she was from the Democratic Party.  I politely handed back the propaganda she offered, saying that we weren’t interested in either party at this time.  She graciously accepted the materials and left.  But I was thinking – “I know where this stuff really belongs.”  In those outhouses!  LOL.

Saturday Posts . . .

My wife emailed this joke to me, and it was so cute that I had to share it . . . .V

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HOT COFFEE
Gotta love those grand-kids ..

I was eating breakfast with my  10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”
Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s President’s Day!”  ..
She’s smart, so I asked her “What does President’s Day mean?” 
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I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, “President’s Day is when the President steps out of  the White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of full of cow poop.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose. 

Saturday Posts . . .

Today, just for a bit of fun, I want to share something absolutely funny and wonderful with everyone.

But – you’ll have to do just a little bit of work for it.

Open up your web browser’s search engine, and look for “O’Reilly Auto Parts”. When you get the results, go to the website, and you’ll see (probably in the top left corner) another search tool for their website. Put this into the search tool – 121G – and hit the “enter” key.

Enjoy!

(Major kudos to my wonderful wife for sharing that with me)

Shutting down . . .

Well, having accomplished what I set out to do with this blog, I think it is time to shut it down.

The reason I’m doing this now it simple:  I had 90 days to renew my domain registration when they informed me that WordPress has decided to force a 2-stage authentication process that requires a form of verification that I literally can’t provide – a cell phone number.  Since I do not have a cell phone, and wouldn’t tie it to my blog even if I did, it is time to quit WordPress.  Besides, I’ve done what I set out to do with  this blog, by laying personal claim to ideas that were hugely influential in the outcome of the 2016 election for the USA.  Everything else was gravy.

So, I’m transferring all of my files and blog posts to my original blog at:  http://mr-spock.livejournal.com/ and asking that if you want to continue to follow my journey of self discovery, you’ll bookmark that page or subscribe to it.  I’ve been blogging on that page since 2004.

Thank you, one and all, for making this page feel like a resounding success.